So, what's wrong with a little spam??

My People bought some software called, "SpamKiller" the other day. They claimed they're trying to get rid of Spam. I don't understand what the problem is. I like Spam. It tastes almost like my dog food. So, any of you People out there, why are you trying to kill dog food?? And if you don't kill it, why do you put it on your computer? WHERE do you put it on your computer?

Sheesh! They think WE'RE stupid. I have a song about that, too, but I'll save it for later. It's called, "If Dogs Were as Stupid as People." Duh!