Watson Lines Up Major Endorsements

Watson's campaign to become the first Canine-American President of the United States has begun to take off with endorsements pouring in from key states.

Cayenne and JJ, from Anchorage, Alaska, have signed up and promise to carry Alaska for Watson, which would bring him those all-important three electoral votes in the fall of 2008.

Both dogs denied that this was a "blonde-dog conspiracy," as has been implied by some of Watson's detractors. Rather, they appreciated Watson's forthright advocacy of a cause they deeply believe in, and which affects many dogs in their home state--the proliferation of squirrels. "No other candidate has had the courage to take a stand on this issue," Cayenne pointed out. "Watson is our only hope. I'm glad we have a dog in this hunt."