Watson Picks Up BIG Endorsement

Watson's campaign to become the first Canine-American candidate for President got a BIG boost with the endorsement of the BIGGEST dog in the world.
Hercules is an English Mastiff. He's the one on the far right (not a political statement, just a fact. He has a 38 inch neck and weighs 282 pounds. With "paws the size of softballs"(reports the BostonHerald), the Three-year-old monster is far larger and heavier than his breed's Standard 200lb. limit. Hercules' owner Mr. Flynn says that Hercules' weight is natural and not induced by a bizarre diet: "I fed him normal food and he just grew".... And grew. And grew. And grew.
Watson's comment: "Our campaign just gets bigger and bigger by the day."